It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
– Fred Allen
Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
– Zig Ziglar
When you’re out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that’s the trick.
– Henri Matisse
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
– La Rochefoucald
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..’
– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.
– Elvis Presley
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– Groucho Marx
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