Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.